http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtA3skocIZw&feature=related

Tigre: I´m not tell´n. It would ruin the surprise.  Well, TTFN

Hey, what´s you doing rabbit?

Rabbit: I wasn´t eatten it, honest!  I love my carrots.  I won´t ever do it again! I won´t ever...

Tigre: Hey, what´s the matter rabbit?  It´s only me, Tiger.  T-I-double grrrr....  That spells Tiger.

Rabbit:  That´s Tiger´s voice.  A giant carrot has eatten Tiger!!

Tigre:  No, no, no... I´ll show you.  Hey, the zipper is stuck.  Rabbit, would you...?  No, no!  Come back!!  Help me out of this thing!!  Hey!  hey...

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Chico: and... action!

Piglet: oh.. Help!!

Winnie: I will save you!!

Piglet: oh.. Help!!

Winnie: I will save you!!

Chris: That´s great!

OK piglet, now you run from the monster.

Piglet: uh..  Christopher Robbin, what monster?

Rabbit: HELP help help!  Monster!!!

Christ: Hey, my film!

Rabbit:  Help monster!!  Orange Tiger, Giant carrot!!

Winnie: But Rabbit, Tiger doesn´t even like carrots.

Tiger: Hi guys!!  Say, can somebody give me a hand?

Winnie:  It´s only a movie, it´s only a movie!  A monster!

Tiger: Oh come on, somebody help me out of this thing!

Chris:  Pooh Bear, Piglet?  Hey, where did everybody go?

Rabbit:  This way.  In here, hide!

Tiger:  Hey, where are you guys??  Come on guys, please! I need help!

Piglet: Pooh, should we do something for Tiger?

Pooh: Piglet, you´re right.  Think, think...

Alright, remember, when the carrot comes, you frighten him into the whole.  

Chiste en Inglés

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia.

                                               

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"

                                               

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without lo oking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"

                                               

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".

                                               

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted,

"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"